Tennis Ace Gifts

'Your serves are great. Ground strokes, superb. It's your foot faults that are killing you.'

"Insurance, anyone?"

"It's the old story. East Hampton isn't big enough for both of them."

"I really just need the one."

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'You're right, I never liked that racked either!'

Tennis ball girl.

'You've been charged with racketeering. How do you plead?'

Man playing tennis over 'The net'.

A tantrum of tennis players

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

A Hole in the Dike

Mixed Doubles.

Bullseye!

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

I love PE.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'