Tennis Ace Gifts

'Your serves are great. Ground strokes, superb. It's your foot faults that are killing you.'

"Insurance, anyone?"

"It's the old story. East Hampton isn't big enough for both of them."

"I really just need the one."

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'You're right, I never liked that racked either!'

Tennis ball girl.

'You've been charged with racketeering. How do you plead?'

Monica Seles

Rafa Nadal

Man playing tennis over 'The net'.

A tantrum of tennis players

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

A Hole in the Dike

Mixed Doubles.

Bullseye!

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Novak Djokovic

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love PE.

Cat and mouse.