Star Athletes Pillows

'Sorry to disturb you, sir, but coach is wondering if it is OK to put you in the game.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Ice skater

Football

Running

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Children playing football.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

The Goalkeeper

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Future Wrestler

Hero of the Beach?

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

Football Planet

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

Edinson Cavani

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

The Last Jerseys.

What a team!

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'