Star Athlete In Training Pillows

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Super Student

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'Punk Rock?'

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

Future Wrestler

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Long-legged clown...

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

Rock & Roll

Musician plugged into amp.

'Let go of the pole!'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

Menace.

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

"Is there something else you'd like for your birthday besides an air guitar tuner?"

Course of Training for Rugger Novices

Kids playing football

'Stop it! Stop it, you two! If you keep fighting about it, then neither one of you will get to be 'coach's bench buddy'...'