Athlete In Training Pillows

"He's the Tiger Woods of dodgeball."

'Let go of the pole!'

Sports Fan.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Muscles

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Yearbook

Bullseye!

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Monica Seles

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"