Athlete In Training Gifts

'Let go of the pole!'

Sports Fan.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Portrait of a Lady"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Muscles

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Yearbook

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Bullseye!

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race