Goalie In Training Gifts

'We want her to be a goal keeper when she grows up.'

Football Fans

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

The Goalkeeper

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Are you blind ref?'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

Chris felt that, with diligence, he could teach Jack to hit a 1-iron by 11 months.

Dolphin tricks.

'Let go of the pole!'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

The Puck Stops Here.

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Goalie Wall.

PE teacher teaching football tactics. Boy sat in corner with dunce cap.

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

'Are you sure this is allowed?'

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie