Goalie In Training Gifts

'We want her to be a goal keeper when she grows up.'

Football Fans

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

The Goalkeeper

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'Are you blind ref?'

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

Dolphin tricks.

PE teacher teaching football tactics. Boy sat in corner with dunce cap.

'Let go of the pole!'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Goalie Wall.

'Are you sure this is allowed?'

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

GoalieRobics.