Soccer Hooligan In Training Gifts

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Football Fans

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

Poisson d'Avril!

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

Long-legged clown...

Pranking Zombies

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

Football Skills

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

Footballer Sponsored By Brown Beer Has Brown Beer Can Thrown at Him

Menace.

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"Goal!"

WHO THREW THAT?

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'Daddy! Your hammer doesn't work good!'

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

'Stop it! Stop it, you two! If you keep fighting about it, then neither one of you will get to be 'coach's bench buddy'...'

'This should come out just right.'

"Do you really think this will work?"

Kids playing football

Coffee Shops of the Old West: "Damn it Zeke! How many times do I have to tell you?? When a customer asks for a double shot...he means Espresso!"

"It's Albert's revamped version of the old 'arrow through the head' gag, but it still needs a bit of work."

High School Science Project Competition

"Think about it, you already look like a duck: If I can teach you to quack like a duck, we'll be able to carry out serious pranks!"