Hooligan At Heart Gifts

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Thumbing a Lift.

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"I suppose you think that's funny."

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

'How many balloons did the kids tie to your doghouse?'

Echo in the hippo.

Pranking Zombies

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

Cat and mouse with elecrtical outlet.

"Remember when they just pinned a 'kick me' sign on your back?"

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"If we're to have a serious relationship Nigel, you must stop ringing my bell and running away."

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

'Miss Walker, bring a new pair of underpants right this minute!'

Graffiti on baseboard.

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"