Hooligan Enthusiast Gifts

England Football Supporters Club - 'Gone to punch.'

England football fans....'You aren't all there.'

World Cup Brawl Chart

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Clown God

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

When clowns are hunting.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

Clown Wife

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Clown walks balloon dog

Turn your head and laugh.

"Seriously?"

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"We need to have a serious talk."

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'