Hooligan Enthusiast Pillows

England Football Supporters Club - 'Gone to punch.'

England football fans....'You aren't all there.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Clown God

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Clown Wife

When clowns are hunting.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Clown walks balloon dog

"Seriously?"

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

"We need to have a serious talk."

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

Barnyard humor.