Horror Hooligans Pillows

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

'Frankendumpty'

"Well, we got the grant."

Born of the Dead

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Transylvanian Snails.

'The Fly' Starts a Family

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Stephen King

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

The next time he sees a squirrel, you take the leash.

'Zombies, zombies...posture..posture, please!'

Werehouses.

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

A boast of ghosts

Footballer Sponsored By Brown Beer Has Brown Beer Can Thrown at Him

Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

'Have you got a mirror, Doctor - He wants to see what he looks like?'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'