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'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

'Frankendumpty'

"Well, we got the grant."

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Born of the Dead

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

Transylvanian Snails.

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

'Zombies, zombies...posture..posture, please!'

Werehouses.

'Have you got a mirror, Doctor - He wants to see what he looks like?'

A boast of ghosts

Footballer Sponsored By Brown Beer Has Brown Beer Can Thrown at Him

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'I told you, we've got pepperoni, salami, tomatoes, onions, mushrooms, peppers, extra cheese and anchovies...but no braaaiiins!'