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"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Thumbing a Lift.

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

"I suppose you think that's funny."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

'How many balloons did the kids tie to your doghouse?'

Echo in the hippo.

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

Pranking Zombies

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

Cat and mouse with elecrtical outlet.

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."

"Remember when they just pinned a 'kick me' sign on your back?"

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

"If we're to have a serious relationship Nigel, you must stop ringing my bell and running away."

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Miss Walker, bring a new pair of underpants right this minute!'

Graffiti on baseboard.

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'