Hypocritical Hooligan T-Shirts

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"Guys in third row, making me very nervous. . ."

Footballer Sponsored By Brown Beer Has Brown Beer Can Thrown at Him

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."

Hooligans at Home

'Soccer hooligans, majesty! Thousands of them! We're doomed!'

"I can't believe it! You got so mad when I wanted a tattoo! You said I should never deface my body!"

Dog collars.

P.T. Barnum as a child.

"Did you send your editor the final pages of 'Organizing Your Life'?"

'They must be a Christian school...'

"Going anywhere nice to smash up on your holidays this year sir?"

'Fantastic - we're out of the World Cup! Finally we've got a reason to have a lot of beer and wreck the pub!'

Environmentally friendly woman putting slug killer down

"Look at this grade...I just don't get it! Where is this coming from?"

The vampire...at the game

Soccer hooligans dismantle train.

"I'm liberal and tolerant. Anyone who disagrees with me should be allowed to choose his or her way of death."

Ice hockey player with testicles on his stick.

"No more hockey for you, mister, until you learn to control yourself!"

'I'm sorry you were on hold so long, but I was finishing up a webinar on customer service.'

Halt! What? What'd I do? Did you order a non-fat latte? Yeah, so? Then you poured in a heap of half-and-half. Well, I

'So, it's OK for you to go on and on about nothing, but as soon as I open my mouth, I'm a yappy little dog.'

England Football Supporters Club - 'Gone to punch.'

England football fans....'You aren't all there.'

'It's nothing serious I hope, doc.'

'I'm going to be a lot more decisive from now on. Well... maybe not a lot more, but at least a little more.'

"I'm telling you it's crazy how many pairs of shoes my wife has..."