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"I'm telling you it's crazy how many pairs of shoes my wife has..."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

The Hobby Store

The Origami Society...

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Zumba

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

The Specimen Hunter

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

"Yep, that's it - seven pages, I only write what I know."

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

A man working on a model airplane

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."

'I don't worry when he calls from the door way or the front steps - only when he starts heading this way.'

Entrance/Exit

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'