Hypocritical Hooligan Pillows

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"Guys in third row, making me very nervous. . ."

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

Footballer Sponsored By Brown Beer Has Brown Beer Can Thrown at Him

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."

Hooligans at Home

P.T. Barnum as a child.

Dog collars.

"I can't believe it! You got so mad when I wanted a tattoo! You said I should never deface my body!"

'Soccer hooligans, majesty! Thousands of them! We're doomed!'

"Did you send your editor the final pages of 'Organizing Your Life'?"

'They must be a Christian school...'

"Going anywhere nice to smash up on your holidays this year sir?"

'Fantastic - we're out of the World Cup! Finally we've got a reason to have a lot of beer and wreck the pub!'

Environmentally friendly woman putting slug killer down

The vampire...at the game

Soccer hooligans dismantle train.

"Look at this grade...I just don't get it! Where is this coming from?"

Ice hockey player with testicles on his stick.

"No more hockey for you, mister, until you learn to control yourself!"

"I'm liberal and tolerant. Anyone who disagrees with me should be allowed to choose his or her way of death."

'I'm sorry you were on hold so long, but I was finishing up a webinar on customer service.'

'So, it's OK for you to go on and on about nothing, but as soon as I open my mouth, I'm a yappy little dog.'

England Football Supporters Club - 'Gone to punch.'

England football fans....'You aren't all there.'

'It's nothing serious I hope, doc.'

'I'm going to be a lot more decisive from now on. Well... maybe not a lot more, but at least a little more.'

"I'm telling you it's crazy how many pairs of shoes my wife has..."

"I'm a dick but I don't want to be seen as one."