Hooligan Culture Critic Pillows

Football thug

The height of fashion in 1796

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Kritik's Korner

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The americanisation of vulture.

"Say 'eh.'"

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Giant Monster in Bath

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Armageddon

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Now that was post-modern sex."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"I'm after the history section."

"How is it in Russia?"

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Justin Timberlake

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't