Hooligan Culture Critic Pillows

Football thug

The height of fashion in 1796

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

The americanisation of vulture.

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"Say 'eh.'"

Armageddon

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Giant Monster in Bath

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Now that was post-modern sex."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"How is it in Russia?"

"I'm after the history section."

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

When 'cancel culture' becomes commonplace...

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

As Seen Watching TV