Soccer Hooligan Enthusiast Gifts

'Soccer hooligans, majesty! Thousands of them! We're doomed!'

Fly Football

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

The trauma of losing.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Ball as water-melon.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

Mohamed Salah

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Centaur Forward

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Watching the football.

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

The commentators want to run the officials...

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Men can show their emotions!

Various men worshipping a statue of a football