Soccer Hooligan Enthusiast Prints

'Soccer hooligans, majesty! Thousands of them! We're doomed!'

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

The trauma of losing.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Ball as water-melon.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Centaur Forward

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

Watching the football.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Men can show their emotions!

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Football

The commentators want to run the officials...

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'