Clown In Training Gifts

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

Ethics exam cheater.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Yearbook

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Crab with a clown face.

Clown God

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'