Clown In Training Gifts

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

Ethics exam cheater.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Yearbook

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

Clown God

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Crab with a clown face.