Canine Class Clowns Gifts

"You must be the teacher's pet!"

Ethics exam cheater.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Dead Funny

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Yearbook

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

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"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

Crab with a clown face.

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

"I lettered in spelling."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."