Canine Clowning Connoisseur Gifts

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

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'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"What's all this?"

Dog Park Zoom

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

"He ran out of pee."

Clown's In and Out Trays.

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

Dog Sees Only Food

Jumping Dogs

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

"You've got to lay off the homework."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'