Canine Cuddle Connoisseur Gifts

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Canine Companion

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Love a Mutt

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Cling-On Dog

Dog lover

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"I hate it when we fight."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Fur Baby

Cats on the couch.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

Keeping Warm in Winter