Canine Cuddle Enthusiast Gifts

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

'You've no need to worry wile we're out - he wont let anyone come near the place.'

"Surely it's warm enough to take another dog off, dear."

Dog's Easy Chair has 4 different settings: 'Down Boy', 'Roll Over', 'Lay' and 'Sit'.

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'Fetch.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Barks in code.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Works every time.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'She's just great with the children.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Pet a Puppy

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'He does lack social skills.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

10 K Tail-Chase

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"A little help, please."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Yes, one is a dog."

Canine Scentipede