Canine Cuddle Enthusiast Pillows

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

'You've no need to worry wile we're out - he wont let anyone come near the place.'

"Surely it's warm enough to take another dog off, dear."

Dog's Easy Chair has 4 different settings: 'Down Boy', 'Roll Over', 'Lay' and 'Sit'.

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

Barks in code.

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'She's just great with the children.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'Works every time.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Pet a Puppy

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'He does lack social skills.'

"A little help, please."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."