Canine Cuddle Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Canine Companion

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Cling-On Dog

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Love a Mutt

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Dog lover

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"I hate it when we fight."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Who Will blink First Hugs.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

Cats on the couch.

Keeping Warm in Winter

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

Fur Baby