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"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Pick me!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Late night teddy reading

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Dog Dreams

'Cow in love'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Canine Companion

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Cling-On Dog

Love a Mutt

Pet a Puppy

Dog lover

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"He's already getting attached to you."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Who Will blink First Hugs.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I hate it when we fight."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'I love it when you spoon me.'

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Emotional Bling

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press