Canine Clown Gifts

'You sure picked a great place to have kittens.'

Man reacts to being goosed. Caption: The secret work of Doberman Pinschers

Hang Time Fido

Throwing for dogs.

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Dog phrenology

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"More helium."

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

Yoghurt man

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Borrow the Bag?

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

Mixing Business and Pleasure

Dog Quiz

"New tricks CD Rom"

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

Gardening for Beginners

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

"What smells so good? -- I'm not cooking for you, but for my dog."

"Sorry Pardner, but this is fool's gold!"

"Mom always liked you best."

'I asked you if you wanted to lick the bowl....not the bull.'