Canine Clown Mugs

'You sure picked a great place to have kittens.'

Man reacts to being goosed. Caption: The secret work of Doberman Pinschers

Hang Time Fido

Throwing for dogs.

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Dog phrenology

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"More helium."

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

Yoghurt man

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Borrow the Bag?

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

'Too much hazel, not enough nut.'

Mixing Business and Pleasure

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

Dog Quiz

"New tricks CD Rom"

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

Gardening for Beginners

"What smells so good? -- I'm not cooking for you, but for my dog."

Oh, hey, want me to take that?

'I asked you if you wanted to lick the bowl....not the bull.'

Clown 'Laugh Top' Computer.