Canine Class Clowns Mugs

"You must be the teacher's pet!"

Ethics exam cheater.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Yearbook

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Dead Funny

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

Crab with a clown face.

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

"I lettered in spelling."

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'