Canine Clowning Connoisseur Pillows

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

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'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"What's all this?"

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

Dog Park Zoom

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

Crazy old clown cat lady.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"He ran out of pee."

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

Jumping Dogs

Dog Sees Only Food

Clown's In and Out Trays.

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

"You've got to lay off the homework."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

"What's worse, that or this?"