Soccer Hooligan In Training Pillows

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Football Fans

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

Poisson d'Avril!

Long-legged clown...

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

Football Skills

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

Pranking Zombies

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

"Goal!"

WHO THREW THAT?

Menace.

Footballer Sponsored By Brown Beer Has Brown Beer Can Thrown at Him

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'Daddy! Your hammer doesn't work good!'

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

Kids playing football

"Do you really think this will work?"

'This should come out just right.'

Coffee Shops of the Old West: "Damn it Zeke! How many times do I have to tell you?? When a customer asks for a double shot...he means Espresso!"

'Stop it! Stop it, you two! If you keep fighting about it, then neither one of you will get to be 'coach's bench buddy'...'

'An email blast has coverage, but blowdarts have coverage.'

High School Science Project Competition

"Think about it, you already look like a duck: If I can teach you to quack like a duck, we'll be able to carry out serious pranks!"

Dog collars.