Catcher In Training Pillows

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"River well stocked this year."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

Missing you.

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

My First Boat

PE teacher teaching football tactics. Boy sat in corner with dunce cap.

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Shows Bundt

Menace.

"Goal!"

Born to play ball.

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

'Daddy! Your hammer doesn't work good!'

'Stop it! Stop it, you two! If you keep fighting about it, then neither one of you will get to be 'coach's bench buddy'...'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Determined fisherman

"You know, you're giving away my heater when you put on the oven mitt."

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

Easy shaving

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'

Rain.

Dog House Building Kit

No, you idiot, I don't have a "bucket list:.