Sports Hero Pillows

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

I love Basketball.

Cristiano Ronaldo

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Zdeno Chara

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Rugby Mad.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

'I've been transferred again.'

Goalie Wall.

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

Athletic Darwinism.

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

You look like a team player. I like that!

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."