Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)
Soccer Star Sleuth Gifts
Looking for a gift that scores points with a soccer enthusiast who loves solving mysteries? Our collection celebrates the adventurous spirit of the soccer star sleuth with witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Whether they’re on the pitch or cracking cases, these unique items are made to inspire their curious and sporty side.
'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'
Football
Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...
"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"
Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner
Children playing football.
The Goalkeeper
"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"
"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."
Soccer coach of the year.
A woman watches football on her computer.
"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."
Wilfried Zaha
Cristiano Ronaldo
Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!
'Nice Header, Lauren!'
Gareth Bale
Lionel Messi
'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'
Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.
"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."
Goal
Professional football.
Football Planet
U.S. World Cup Frenzy
Footballers - Henrik Larrson
"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."
'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'
Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal
Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.
"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"
George Best
The Last Jerseys.
Harry Kewell
Soccer Star Sleuth Gifts Collection
Soccer Star Sleuth Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring the soccer star sleuth for a daily dose of humor and inspiration during those coffee breaks.
Soccer Star Sleuth Pillows
Check out our playful pillows adorned with soccer detective cartoons—perfect for adding personality to any room.
Soccer Star Sleuth Prints
Discover striking prints that showcase the adventures of the soccer star sleuth, ideal for fans wanting to decorate with a dash of fun and mystery.
Soccer Star Sleuth T-Shirts
Browse our witty t-shirts designed for soccer lovers and mystery enthusiasts alike. A great way to wear their passions boldly.