Soccer Star Sleuth T-Shirts

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Football

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Children playing football.

The Goalkeeper

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Soccer coach of the year.

A woman watches football on her computer.

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Wilfried Zaha

Cristiano Ronaldo

Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Gareth Bale

Lionel Messi

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

Goal

Professional football.

Football Planet

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

George Best

The Last Jerseys.

Harry Kewell