Soccer Superstar Admirer T-Shirts

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

Bradley Wiggins

Cristiano Ronaldo

Wilfried Zaha

A woman watches football on her computer.

Soccer coach of the year.

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

Goal

Professional football.

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Ball and Chain

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

Football fan

Big match day.

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

"Oi!"