Soccer Superstar Admirer Pillows

Rooney and Coleen merchandise.

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Pete Sampras

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

Bradley Wiggins

Cristiano Ronaldo

Soccer coach of the year.

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

A woman watches football on her computer.

Wilfried Zaha

Gareth Bale

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

Lionel Messi

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

Bradley Wiggins

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

Megan Anna Rapinoe

Professional football.

Goal

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

George Best

Harry Kewell

Ball and Chain

Jozef Golonka

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

"..common sense has prevailed, Michael Owen's agent has let the referee off with just a severe warning."

Football fan

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

Big match day.

"Oi!"