Soccer Star Enthusiast Pillows

Fly Football

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

The trauma of losing.

Football Chameleon

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Football

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Ball as water-melon.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Children playing football.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Egyptian Football

The Goalkeeper

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Centaur Forward

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

Watching the football.

Cristiano Ronaldo

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'