Soccer Celeb Enthusiast Pillows

George Best

Fly Football

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

The trauma of losing.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Football

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Ball as water-melon.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

Mohamed Salah

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Centaur Forward

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

Children playing football.

The Goalkeeper

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

Watching the football.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'