Aspiring Legacy Creators Gifts

"One day my boy all this will be yours."

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'One day son, all of this will be yours. Provided we can swing the McNulty Hart deal that is. '

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

'I inherited therefore I am'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

"Your father has big shoes to fill!"

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'

"Some day son, all this will belong to your ex-wives."

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

'...You have some pretty big shoes to fill.'

"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

'I'm the father of our country.' 'Big Deal.' 'Yawn.' 'I'm the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.'

"Son, this is the key to success - it opens the room where we keep the money."

"Today in school we studied the great works of antiquity - the pyramids, the coliseum, the abandoned shopping mall on Route 6."

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

"I wish he had taken it with him...it's all debt!"