Legacy Storyteller Gifts

Took It To The Next Level, Kicked It Up A Notch, Threw Off The Edge

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"The knights of the round accent table"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

Not-so-easy listening...

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Rocket Ark

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'Humph! When I was your age, I had to do my homework in front of a black and white.'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

Old Man Journal