Legacy Chronicler Gifts

My Biography - Modern Memorial

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"The knights of the round accent table"

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

'Your night writing book, madam.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'Your life story?....why not, the world is in need of a few good laughs!'

Wedding Selfie

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

"Your father has big shoes to fill!"

"Oh, it's not a baby book, it's his memoirs."

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

"She's always writing in that journal of hers. Maybe she'll be a notary public when she grows up."

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

'...You have some pretty big shoes to fill.'

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

"Son, this is the key to success - it opens the room where we keep the money."

'I'm the father of our country.' 'Big Deal.' 'Yawn.' 'I'm the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.'

"I wish he had taken it with him...it's all debt!"