Historian Of Legacy Gifts

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

'I inherited therefore I am'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

"Your father has big shoes to fill!"

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'For those with particularly ungrateful children,the inheritance tax can be a comfort.'

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'