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My Biography - Modern Memorial

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"The knights of the round accent table"

'Your night writing book, madam.'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'Your life story?....why not, the world is in need of a few good laughs!'

Wedding Selfie

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

"Your father has big shoes to fill!"

"She's always writing in that journal of hers. Maybe she'll be a notary public when she grows up."

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

"Oh, it's not a baby book, it's his memoirs."

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

"Son, this is the key to success - it opens the room where we keep the money."

'...You have some pretty big shoes to fill.'

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

'I'm the father of our country.' 'Big Deal.' 'Yawn.' 'I'm the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.'

"I wish he had taken it with him...it's all debt!"

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."