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"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"The knights of the round accent table"

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Rocket Ark

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

Not-so-easy listening...

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

'Humph! When I was your age, I had to do my homework in front of a black and white.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

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