Genre Bender Pillows

Fiction - Non Fiction - Too close to call.

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

The country-rap scene

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

The Spencer Brothers: Heavy Wood or Light Metal?

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. I've always felt that a film examining the complex interactions between a man, his fast car, various cool weapons and a host of bad guys DEFINITELY qualifies as a 'relationship' movie!"

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Alternative fielding positions

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

New music conference

Black hole setting

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Boys Cooking

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

'What? I'm behind the barriers, aren't I?'

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."