Genre Bender Prints

Fiction - Non Fiction - Too close to call.

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

The country-rap scene

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

The Spencer Brothers: Heavy Wood or Light Metal?

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. I've always felt that a film examining the complex interactions between a man, his fast car, various cool weapons and a host of bad guys DEFINITELY qualifies as a 'relationship' movie!"

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Alternative fielding positions

New music conference

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Black hole setting

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Boys Cooking

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

'What? I'm behind the barriers, aren't I?'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."