Gender Benders Prints

Gender Gaps: His for her, hers for him - who cares?

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Alternative fielding positions

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Black hole setting

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

Boys Cooking

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

'What? I'm behind the barriers, aren't I?'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

Bureau of the Budget. If we serve alphabet soup, we can count it as a lunch program and a literacy program!

The Eclectic Chair

'But, I'm not fishing. I'm just teaching my pet maggot how to swim.'

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Fun on the pyramids