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"I guess you could say I play R+B in a Jazz mode bordering on Modern Rock from a World Music perspective but with Heavy Metal overtones deeply rooted in Mississippi Delta Blues..."

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

Sport section...

There was something in her writing for just about anyone.

New music conference

'Isn't that redundant?'

'You haven't lived until you've heard rap done in harp music.'

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

A Heavy Metal Musician.

"We're techno-industrial, but rootsy."

"Luke, come over to the light side."

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

Cowpunk

"We've moved a few things around. Travel books are in the fantasy section. Politics is in sci-fi, and epidemiology is in self-help. Good luck."

I've never heard classical music played to a hip-hop beat. He likes to jiggle the Handel!

Collussus Records. You say your music is influenced by Lawrence Welk and hip hop. What do you call it? "Bubble Rap"!

Pulp Science Fiction

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Chicken soup books

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Sex Section in the Library

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

Pub Kendo.